i need a speech!?

Question

doind a award show in my drama class, i am anouncing the topic of "Most Improved" i need a speech or joke relateing to the subject, teacher wants it kind of funny but IM NOT FUNNY and i can't think of ANYTHING! anything will help!

Answer 1

So a mexican, an Italian, and an American were fishing in a boat. the Mexican goes "We have too many of these" and shows a taco. The Italian goes "We have too many of these" and shows a pizza. The American goes "We have too many of these" and throws the Mexican off the boat.

Answer 2

I have a very simple rule regarding public speaking: Be who you are. If you are not generally a witty, wisecracking person, then don't suddenly attempt to become someone just because you are making a public presentation. That said, I think you can use your voice and inflection in making the award. I wish I knew more about the person receiving it and his/her personality. However, I've dug up a couple of quotes you could use in making your remarks. You can search for more simply by going to google.com and typing in a phrase such as: improvement quotes or humorous quotes.
Just remember to make the remarks genuine for the recipient as well as for yourself.


"Do not bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself." ~~Willam Faulkner

"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined." ~~Henry David Thoreau

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man." ~~George Bernard Shaw

Answer 3

The Most improved person is basically to tell you that you kinda sucked at first but got much better, well maybe you still kind of suck... Just Kidding. It really means that you have worked the hardest to contrribute the most to the show.

Answer 4

idk, " this next award goes to the person who used 2 suck