Two little kids are in hospital lying on streatchers outside the operating theatre.
The first kid leans over to the second and askswhat are you in here for ?
The second kid replies i'm here for my tonsils out and i'm a little nervous! The first kid says don't worry it's a breeze , i had it done when i was four , they put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you loads of jelly and ice cream !
The second kid asks what are you in for ? The first says a circumsision, second kid says whoa thats bad, i had that done when i was born , i couldn't walk for a year !
2007-05-29 11:01:20 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hello i , I see you learnt how to do a finger , wonder what you'll learn at playschool tomorrow ?
2007-05-29 11:15:28 · update #1
Lol...
Well good.
2007-05-29 11:10:02 · answer #1 · answered by Badgerer 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces his wife has just produced "a typical Texas baby boy weighing 20 pounds."
Congratulations shower him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" are heard.
A woman faints due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar.
The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned.
"Why? What happened? He already weighed 20 pounds at birth.
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star, wipes his lips on his shirtsleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "had him circumcised.
2007-05-29 18:15:01 · answer #2 · answered by drough 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol. I must say, that did provide me with a chuckle. Thanx for that. Kudos
2007-05-29 18:04:21 · answer #3 · answered by soulsogood 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a 10 for sure
2007-05-29 18:04:31 · answer #4 · answered by Nora G 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, this falls in the catagory of P.J.s (poor jokes). Jokes that are kind of funny but in an if-you-don't-get-it-you're-dumb way.
2007-05-29 18:05:23 · answer #5 · answered by Rocker007 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Classic you got me laughting then
2007-05-29 18:07:20 · answer #6 · answered by James D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha nice one.
2007-05-29 18:05:23 · answer #7 · answered by naj.ss86 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can't beat the old ones? lol
2007-05-29 18:22:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great loved it! Made me smile!
2007-05-29 18:15:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Happy to pay that - made my morning!
2007-05-29 18:05:58 · answer #10 · answered by renclrk 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋