When you think about when you are old..?

Question

What will you look like?

I'm going to be a wrinkly, crumply, vinegar smelling old maid with dentures and dreadlocks. All the bingo men will want me.. oh yeah

Answer 1

I'm going to be one of those strange eccentric old gentlemen who sits in the park and talks to the pigeons.

Answer 2

On aging from "As You Like It"

JAQUES :

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lined,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slipper'd pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side,
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.

Shakespeare!

Answer 3

I think I will be a successful woman who will be divorced several times, and be living in a beautiful house with a 25 year old husband, when im like 70! =]

Answer 4

Ill probably be wrinkly but still pretty and ofcourse ill be wearing my makeup and channel perfume and rollers in my hair.....just a typical old lady

Answer 5

I pretty much know that I will still look identical to my mom when she was whatever age I am. Not a bad thing. She a beautiful, slender Italian women that looks younger then her age. I'm looking forward to that :)

Answer 6

Those bingo guys are hot! I'll be right next to you shouting bingo!

Answer 7

I think I'm gonna look like me combined with a raisin. I will probably pretend to be senile and mess with the young folks mind. I'm gonna live old, but I'm gonna die young.

Answer 8

i'm going to be a wrinkled man with bling blings dressed in a long satin robe and in wheel chairs surrounded by cute chicks. why? coz' i'll be the next hugh hefner.

Answer 9

I'm OLD!!!! Hell, I'm Surprised I Haven't Turned Into A "Mall Walker"!!!!!

Answer 10

you forgot to mention that you won't be able to get a date off a calendar, and even the dildos will implode rather than come in contact with you.