2007-05-29 08:20:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Jesus saves.
2007-05-29 08:35:42 · answer #1 · answered by bandit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a perfect little girl. She lived in a perfect little neighborhood in a perfect little house. The perfect little girl had a perfect little bedroom with a perfect little window which had a perfect little view of her perfect little neighborhood. She went to a perfect little school where she sat at her perfect little desk. The perfect little girl only made friends with other perfect little kids. Her parents friends were always commenting on how perfect this perfect little girl was. One day the perfect little girl was outside playing with a few of her perfect little friends. The perfect little girl saw a perfect little dog across the street. "I must have that perfect little dog," the perfect little girl thought."he will make all of my perfect little friends want to have a perfect little dog like that" So the perfect little girl walked across the street and got ran over.
Moral:Always look both ways before crossing the street.
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2007-05-29 08:34:39 · answer #2 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was very close to my dad. 8 years ago he was diagnosed with brain cancer and given 3 months to live. I spent a lot of time driving home to visit him. I was with him when he died.
Shortly after he died I was having a really difficult time. One night I had a visitation in a dream. He was standing at the edge of my bed - he looked very healthy, had a glow around him and his arms were outstretched.
He asked me if I was afraid to die and I answered NO.
He asked me if I died would I want my children to be sad and I answered NO.
He then said to me "Well then Sunshine (a name he used to call me when I was little), don't be sad for me".
The point of my story is that our loved ones are near us after they pass on and they know our worries and sorrows as well as joys and blessings.
2007-05-29 08:28:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time there was a woman with a machine gun who said she was looking for a man like you. I couldn't get the gun away from her. She screamed "I'm gonna make love to The Crackernator before I wipe out the universe!!" Then she was gone.
I need you to get the gun. Thanks, pal.
The End
2007-05-29 08:24:55 · answer #4 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. You're too dependent with a crack like that. Start looking. Points for at least asking a question that connotes the fact you recognize a need in yourself, though.
2007-05-29 08:24:07 · answer #5 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, did you know you were adopted from the orphanage?
2007-05-29 08:25:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
was dared to hump a tree
and did
2007-05-29 08:26:26 · answer #7 · answered by 0rg4n1z3dC4t45tr0phy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once upon a time there was a marker. THE END!!!
2007-05-29 08:26:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
we are not connected to nature
we are descended from aliens
2007-05-29 08:24:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go back and read my "Did you know this about _____" questions.
There's many many things you should know.
2007-05-29 08:23:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋