What would happen if they were all consumed by one person at one sitting?
2007-05-29 07:29:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
tried to do that drunk one night.i lost the bet.couldnt get over half way down before puking
2007-05-29 07:33:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That person would die instantly. Beans of any sort, when mean to be consumed, are evil. But fear not, you may yet rid yourself of those beans if you follow my simple instructions:
Take the can of beans and throw it off the edge of the world, beans and all. Then you will be safe.
As for how the eater would die, their intestines would explode. And the room would stink for weeks.
2007-05-29 07:35:32 · answer #2 · answered by Mysterious Bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey bean brain where is that can of beans I just bought ,I'm sorry Moe I was very hungry, you numbskull now your going to get Gas and stink up the place. Sorry Moe I was so hungry.
2007-05-29 07:34:13 · answer #3 · answered by Hey Moe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude I eat a bunch of beans all the time, but mine are fresh. I've never had a problem
2007-05-29 07:34:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bean, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot, the more you toot, the better you feel, the better you feel, ready for another meal.
2007-05-29 07:32:42 · answer #5 · answered by Peachy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oust spray works great.
2007-05-29 07:35:50 · answer #6 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Usually I answer most questions with the exclamation of "MORE COWBELL!"..However in this case I feel it is appropriate to deviate from this somewhat and answer "MORE FARTS!"
2007-05-29 08:11:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just don't smoke in an unventilated area for a while after.Bon appetit.
2007-05-29 07:33:30 · answer #8 · answered by bobthebrowser 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They probably wouldn't feel good afterward.
2007-05-29 07:31:53 · answer #9 · answered by ZaNy_kiDd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they'd probably need some Gas-X after a while..
2007-05-29 07:32:49 · answer #10 · answered by WhoDidThat??? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋