2007-05-29 04:59:12 · 15 answers · asked by listeningroom 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Your answers & questions ( on Y!A) make u look more like a "Jack Sparrow" (Crazy with multiple personalities) ... and I adore "William Turner" (sane, and morally above reproach). Maybe you can create an imaginary wife in your delusional world within Davy's Locker!!! Who know's maybe Celpso has a cruch on yer matie.
2007-05-29 05:45:40 · answer #1 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely!!!!
ON a few conditions though:
1. You must make at least $200 k a year
2. You must love animals and know how to give a good poodle cut as well as be able to clip and paint doggie toenails.
3. YOu must be able to clip and paint my toenails with a French pedicure
4. You must be a certified massage therapist.
5. You must know how to make at least 10 different meals from each country/culture
6. You must know how to clean and organize a household from top to bottom and keep it spotless (even with the kids and dogs running around)
7. You must be able to read me my favorite fairytales to put me to sleep and be able to do all the voices (even the female parts)
AND
8. You must not mind getting you a** kicked by my husband (but I"m sure he'll let you help out with the bills and household chores and we'll save money if you do my pedicures for me)
2007-05-29 12:15:38 · answer #2 · answered by boz4425 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope, sorry:
1. Already married
2. Not interested in pursuing long term contracts with strangers
3. Not interested in pursuing a long distance relationship
Good luck with that search though. Have you considered asking people who are actually right in front of you? Might improve your odds somewhat!
2007-05-29 12:03:41 · answer #3 · answered by MUDD 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I can get certification from the "internet guys", like Joey did in an episode of "Friends", I'll marry you to whomsoever you manage to convince.
:)
2007-05-29 12:09:53 · answer #4 · answered by rhapword 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am already married.
Don´t you think you should get to know a person first before popping such a serious question?
2007-05-29 12:09:29 · answer #5 · answered by NASTURTIUM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if you live in Massachusetts. That is the only place it is legal.
2007-05-29 12:08:21 · answer #6 · answered by garden variety loser 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get a life
2007-05-29 12:03:51 · answer #7 · answered by heyitsme 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you change my name to mary for me first
2007-05-29 12:56:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I"LL MARRY YOU SEND ME YOUR PIC.
2007-05-29 20:03:34 · answer #9 · answered by Michael A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure!
2007-05-29 16:15:33 · answer #10 · answered by jaded_u_714 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋