Ten years ago, my brother was tending bar at a little beer joint in Montgomery, Alabama. One night, Tommy Lee Jones comes strolling in wearing a purple pimp suit. My brother, trying to be extra friendly and hoping for a large tip, says "Nice suit, man..I've been thinking on getting me one just like it."
Just as these words escaped my brother's lips, a large clap of thunder resounded through the building and all the lights went out. It was several minutes before they came back on again. When they did, Tommy Lee Jones was nowhere to be found and my brothers head was resting on a broomstick. Attached to the broomstick was a note, written on cardboard with my brother's blood that read "Snap Crackle Pop. I hate copycats."
It sure has been hard on my seven nephews without their dad around the last 15 years.
2007-05-29 04:03:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well I hope your nephews learned a lesson from their father's mistake on being your own person instead of trying to copy other people.
Snap Crackle Pop.
2007-05-29 04:12:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your brothers head was resting on a broom stick? What does that mean? Was the broom stick shoved thru his head? Anyway, Tommy Lee Jones may have been in the bar but I doubt in a matter of minutes, in the dark, Tommy grabs a broom stick, does whatever to your brother, finds some cardboard, tears off a square, gets your brothers blood and then writes "Snap Crackle Pop. I hate copycats".
2007-05-29 04:12:49 · answer #2 · answered by Rob P 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Your brother met Tommy Lee Jones!
2007-05-29 04:08:06 · answer #3 · answered by pat z 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hate when some one goes out and buys an out fit like mine
2007-05-29 04:09:34 · answer #4 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm...maybe you should work on your years...from 10 to 15! Otherwise I'd believe the story...
2007-05-29 04:15:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Och, I had a crush on him too, does that mean I fancy a murderer?
2007-05-29 04:07:38 · answer #6 · answered by sarahmoose2000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be too tough on TLJ. Pimpin' aint easy.
2007-05-29 04:12:14 · answer #7 · answered by Bultimus 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Really! Now that I know
2007-05-29 04:10:02 · answer #8 · answered by Akar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did your brother die?
2007-05-29 04:06:10 · answer #9 · answered by SLICK G. 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe you.
2007-05-29 04:07:32 · answer #10 · answered by Jason The Great 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋