In 1983, my fourth cousin, twice removed, was working security at Mardi Gras. He decided to hide out in an alley and smoke some reefer while working, so he backed his patrol car in and crawled out. He squatted between a wet refrigerator box and a trash can and lit up. Within a few seconds, the wet refrigerator box started moving. He thought it might be a stray dog or cat, so he reached into his pocket and pulled out the can of Vienna Sausages that he always carried on him just in case. He slid the can into the box and immediately remembered he had forgot to open the can. Before he could reach back in for it, though, it came flying back out. Empty. "What kind of four legged creature can open cans?" he thought. He got down on all fours and crawled inside the refrigerator box. To his amazement, it was far more spacious than he had guessed. Kathy bates was swimming naked in the pool and said "thank you for the snack. Your family shall be blessed by the Lord." 9 months later, I was born.
2007-05-29 03:26:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I didn't. But I do now. Great story, LOL! :p
2007-05-29 03:30:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-20 22:27:18 · answer #2 · answered by althea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want some of whatever your fourth cousin, twice removed, was smoking. He can keep the Vienna sausages.
2007-05-29 03:32:52 · answer #3 · answered by pat z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting.
2007-05-29 03:28:48 · answer #4 · answered by Johnny Rocker 89 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WOW! I've got my keys, my cell phone and my Vienna sausages. I'm ready to go!!!
2007-05-29 03:37:12 · answer #5 · answered by jennastorm 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course I knew it....it was in her autobiography. However, the part about your birth was left out. I guess it was to protect your family's anonymity. Thanks for giving me "The Rest Of The Story."
2007-05-29 03:36:08 · answer #6 · answered by DinahLynne 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was an inspiring story. I am truely and deeply touched.
2007-05-29 03:30:03 · answer #7 · answered by ohnaggers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm crying as I type this answer. I've always wanted to know your origins.
2007-05-29 03:29:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what you are on but save me some
2007-05-29 03:29:40 · answer #9 · answered by skipper 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, what was in that reefer?
2007-05-29 03:30:06 · answer #10 · answered by tani n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋