Can you write a paragraph or 2?

Question

And include these BOOK titles?

1. Body in the Salt Marsh
2. The DaVinci Code
3. Suspicion of Madness
4. Fire Time
5. The Clue of the Screeching Owl
6. Let's All Kill Constance

(These are all actual books in my drawer here at work that I keep around to read during lunch!)

Answer 1

Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876

"The DaVinci Code"

Delbert DaVinci had been a resident of Dodge long before Matt Dillon had become U.S. Marshal. Long before Miss Kitty had poured her first drink in the LongBranch and long before Doc Adams was the resident physician. He lived just North of Dodge, in a derilect old house that just screamed for a ghost story to be written about it.

Through the years, several eerie events had occured on his property. The first incident took place the same year Matt became Marshal. In fact, it was his very first assignment.........
A (1.) Body in the Salt Marsh on Delbert's land, had been discovered. Matt could easily discern who it was because of the preserving properties of salt. It was the body of Constance Tenobel. (Say it quickly and you'll catch my little joke.) She was truely a wicked old woman who had lots of enemies. Many a person had uttered more than once,(6.) "Let's All Kill Constance." Matt soon discovered that her husband had done away with her........ But since there was a STRONG (3). Suspicion of Madness on his part, the judge found him guilty by means of insanity and had him committed to a mental hospital.

Another strange happening that occured on his property was related to everyone by none other than Festus Haggen. 'Pears that Festus had heard and SEEN a ghost. He had everybody in town so worked up that they were ready to burn the place to the ground! Matt stepped in quickly to quell their fears. He told the townsfolk in NO uncertain terms that there would not be a (4.) Fire Time at the DaVinci Farm. After a thorough investigation, Matt had determined that the "ghost" Festus was talking about was actually a very large, deranged owl that lived in the oak tree on the property. Festus still cringes whenever anyone brings up (5.) "The Clue of the Screeching Owl."
Doc especially enjoys ribbing his old friend about this. It is not uncommon to hear Doc go, "WHOOOOOOOOOOOO," as Festus is walking by.

Just when Matt thought that all was well, at least with the DaVinci Farm, the door to his office flew open. Festus came running in, completely out of breath!
Festus:"Matthew!! I sure am glad you're here!!"
Matt:" Great guns of glory, what's the matter?!"
Festus explained that Delbert DaVinci was out to get him !
Matt:"What on EARTH makes you think THAT, Festus?"
Festus: " He just told me that he was going hurt me and make me suffer!" Matt did his best to calm him down. Just then, who should walk into Matt's office, but Delbert DaVinci!Festus cowered in the corner.
Matt:"What's this I hear?! Did you tell Festus you are going to hurt him and make him suffer?"
Delbert just laughed, blew his nose and then sneezed.
Delbert:"Festus said he needed a litle pocket money, that he was short of funds. So I told him that I was going to help him out by making him SUPPER. He misunderstood me because of my dad blamned code." (Cold) He sneezed again. Every year the menfolk in my family come down with a real doozy. For as long as I can remeber, it has always been referred to as, (2) "The Davinci Code." (Cold)

Answer 2

I have six books in my office drawer at work. I love to read them durring my two hour lunch break. There names are Body in the Salt Marsh, The Davici Code, Suspicion of Madness, Fire Time, The Clue of the Screeching Owl, and who can forget the classics Let's All Kill Constance. People this is called sarcasim I keep these books in my drawer to impress my boss though I could do without the last one. Don't be like me and keep six of the boringest books in the world that I found in my bosses dumpster. LOL

Answer 3

I was looking through my books at home and I found Body in the salt marsh, The daVinci code. Suspicion of madness, fire time, the culture of a screeching owl and let's us kill constance. I decided that I was not going to read today.

Answer 4

It was late at night.

I was nervous because I discovered the daVinci Code and knew that my suspicion of madness was comfirmed!

Suddenly, I heard whispers: "Let's All Kill Constance and throw the body in the salt marsh". I gasped, I knew it was fire time - there was the clue of the screeching owl.

Trembling, I hurriedly fled.

Answer 5

i dont understand the davinci code but i heard the clue of the screeching owl. and now i know they weren't right when they wrote suspicion of madness on constance's file. it's fire time for us! let's all kill constance and throw her body in the salt marsh!

Answer 6

Wow, I have been working on this for at least an hour. Checked back and that Sunshine avatars response just made me tuck my tail between my legs. Some have so much talent on these type of q's, and I am amazed. Yeah my pitiful response I will not post for fear of the thumbs down by others, but I can admit that there is a response here worthy of best answer.

Answer 7

the FIRST TIME i said LETS KILL CONSTANTINEit was considered THE CLUE OF THE SCREECHING OWL,& ever since they found that BODY IN THE SALT MARSH with THE DIVINCI CODE on it i have been underSUSPICION OF MADNESS!!!!

Answer 8

Sounds like a school assignment that you must do for yourself. Good luck.