What's worse, a dentist appointment or a proctologist appointment ?

Answer 1

I would say that a proctologist appoint is worse. When you go to the dentist, they are doing work in a place that is already trained to receive things in it, (food, drinks whatever). However, with the butt-doc, a place specifically marked as a "One-Way" road begins to receive traffic going in the wrong direction. this can cause a dangerous pile up and extreme embarrassment.

Answer 2

A dentist appointment after a proctologist exam, by the same doctor.

Answer 3

The worst appointment I ever heard of is when the naturally incompetent government health system in my Uncle Lerd Plergmerg's pseudo-socialist country set him up with an appointment with a tree surgeon. Poor uncle Lerd freaks out at the sound or sight of a chainsaw to this day! Nice thing about it is he can now walk under doors without opening them.

Answer 4

i would have to say the dentist, because the procedures are longer, more painful, and can prevent you from eating. and you never know, you may learn something about yourself from the proctologist. and if your're still undecided, choose the one with smaller hands

Answer 5

Proctologist. The dentist doesn't make you take your clothes off. (does he?)

Answer 6

proctologist, at least after the dentist you can sit down

Answer 7

Proctologist appointment always sucks...especially when he tells ya to bend over, straps on his glove and does his thing...and ya happen to notice there are two hands on yer hips. instead of just one!! lol

Answer 8

I dont think there is a single guy out there who will say the dentist!

Answer 9

dentist appointment

Answer 10

Depends on your way of thiinking. As far as I know proctologists don't use power tools. ;-)