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My grandmother was scheduled to appear on the Montel Williams show in summer of 92. The topic of the show was "Prehistoric strippers and the men who love them." For the opening of the show, the guests were asked to perform their favorite dance. My grandmother was going to do the Tennessee Waltz with a bit of a hip hop twist. She had her dancing dress hanging backstage to put on before her grand entrance. When she went to go change clothes, she could not find her dress. She frantically began searching and then noticed the red feathered train poking out through the bottom of Mr. Williams' pants. She said "Sir, why are you wearing my dress under your clothing?" at which point Montel Williams pistol whipped her with a 45.

What a jerk.

2007-05-29 02:51:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

17 answers

wow. he's such a jerk

2007-05-29 02:53:44 · answer #1 · answered by BeAuTiFuL 6 · 0 0

What a terrible man,taking such a dress from an old lady. He should be ashamed of himself.
Did you know that he smokes medical marijuana for his MS treatment?

2007-05-29 02:56:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It will take a much better story than t his one to make be believe what you say. If you have nothing better to do with your time than to belittle someone, then you really need to get a life.

2007-05-29 02:57:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

W O W. I never knew he was such a meanie. I hope someone gave him a stern talking to.

2007-05-29 02:56:02 · answer #4 · answered by Frank the Frowner : ( 4 · 1 0

Was she able to perform Her Dance

2007-05-29 02:56:50 · answer #5 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 0 0

Maybe he looked better in Red.... tell granny to build a bridge already :)

2007-05-29 03:04:51 · answer #6 · answered by hefnergang 4 · 0 0

LOL. I have a bootleg of that episode. Seriously.

2007-05-29 02:56:03 · answer #7 · answered by SLICK G. 5 · 2 0

I want a copy of your first book. Should be titled "Did you know..."
LOL

2007-05-29 02:56:31 · answer #8 · answered by skipper 4 · 0 0

No, I never knew that. What a surprise.

2007-05-29 02:58:11 · answer #9 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0 0

Is gramma still around?
Got a #?

2007-05-29 02:54:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

And he looks so nice, with that shiny little head...

2007-05-29 02:55:07 · answer #11 · answered by jake78745 5 · 0 0

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