1-800-BITCHslap?

Question

Just had an idea, and wanted to try it out on people. Y'know the Samaritans have a hotline you can call whenever you're feeling depressed or suicidal? Should the government set up a toll-free hotline to allow ordinary citizens to vent their anger, rage and frustration in a safe way? Pay the operators top-rate and provide them counselling services, but make sure they're there to give people someone to vent at. Might that stop quite so many people going postal? Might it give guys whose women have PMS a fighting chance of surviving till next month? Might it even take the fire out of the politically discontent like me and Michael Moore? 1-800-BITCHSLAP, your views please?

"guys whose women..." Yikes, that needed a rewrite - I mean of course guys whose partners or wives....

Oh absolutely Dirt Bag - I kinda meant that part so that women could ***** during PMS (and at any other times), and get some of it out of their system. Absolutely, yes - open to all, 24/7.

LMAO Ringading...oh that's beautiful. Imagine Paris Hilton...instead of being hidden away from other prisoners, just give her six months on the receiving end of 1-800-BITCHSLAP! ROFL...thanks for that!

Answer 1

OMG that is effing brilliant! Add to that the people who should be working these hotlines (the listening ears) should be people who do community service as punishment. So they have to endure hours of complaints for their crimes (without bitching themselves lest their sentenced be knocked back at zero) at no cost to the tax payers.

Answer 2

Can Women vent there also? i think it would be a good idea as long as BOTH men & women can vent their feelings. it would help a lot and stop some violence.

P.S. could we change the name to 1-800- HELP-NEEDTOSTOP or something like that i know it's a dumb name but just a thought God Bless Have A good day

EDIT: The more i think of it this is such a great idea. think about it you are really stressed out and you want to scarem or hit someone (not a good idea) you just pick a phone up and call the number and vent with them COOL Idea. i think it would work. Have a Great day

P.S. today is my Daughter's first birthday Just thought i would i would slide that in. :) God Bless

Answer 3

just adding an additional line to this service...


1-800-GET*A*LIFE

For those moments when you need to vent about that certain someone who lives on the fringes of your life but you can't be rude to them. You know the kind, the weird hairy co-worker who believes Russell Crowe is the answer to his/her prayers. How about the driver in the next lane who can only read the paper and apply mascara but fails to notice the green light before it's turning back to red. The peroxide ***** (at Mile End, waiting for the Hammersmith train to Kings Cross) who knowingly stomps her hiking boots on your ankle just to get ahead for the last seat on the train.

Love the entire concept. Points to the public service idea - finally a reason for Paris to exist!

Answer 4

Creature called. Creature charged $12.95 per minute. Creature now mad. Creature no like Falco...

Creature break record of Rock Me Amadeaus in protest.
Creature now sad.
Creature liked song from Falco.

Answer 5

first off I like the guys who's woman part. And yes it is a good idea probably a lot less murder if it were put in place.

Answer 6

You could partner it up with a sado-masochism hotline and include heavy breathing. You would have it whipped and it would help to break our emotional chains. We could get rid of the baggage and trade it for bondage. " I know I was being hateful and spiteful towards my spouse, Oh, please mistress, chide me again.

Answer 7

YES! and some people on Y/A need to start dialing right away!

Answer 8

maybe for others that'd be a good idea.
But yeah, if someone's pissing me off, I tell them straight out, no point in holding it in.

Answer 9

Great idea.....I wonder how many phones are going to get shot to hell.....lol

Answer 10

Set it up.