2007-05-28 18:44:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LJ lost ANOTHER account?!?!?
GAH!!!
2007-05-28 18:46:31 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Well, obviously God is jealous...
I mean, the Laptop version of Jesus uses far more advanced technology, is far more entertaining, and LJ (as opposed to JC) is infinitely more follower friendly... after all, LJ has no plans on burning anyone.
I mean, if you were an omnipotent being that sacrificed himself to himself by impregnating his own mother with himself and all that.... and you came across the much more down to earth LJ... wouldn't you be ashamed of yourself?
2007-05-29 02:38:09 · answer #2 · answered by Snark 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sigh. The scribes and pharisees will not be denied. Besides, it wouldn't be LJ without an opportunity to resurrect every now and then. Hope it doesn't take more than three days. (Darn, there goes another chance for a ten-pointer.)
2007-05-29 01:59:22 · answer #3 · answered by skepsis 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Laptop Jesus has resurrected to fulfill the prophecies.
2007-05-29 01:50:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Laptop really seems to have a knack of button pushing the fundies. I'm sure he'll be back soon.
2007-05-29 01:49:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He's aiming for Fireball, but keeps missing.
Sorta like mixing up Falwell and Phelps, the old guy's really slipping.
2007-05-29 01:49:13 · answer #6 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 9⤊ 0⤋
because this so called god fears the truth which is spoken by lap top jesus
2007-05-29 01:52:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good question. Laptop & I are old friends.
2007-05-29 01:47:18 · answer #8 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it's yahoo not God - except if God tells yahoo and yahoo follows through ! in which case it would be a combined yahoo-god effort!
2007-05-29 01:47:16 · answer #9 · answered by slaveof12gods 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Its not god. It is the people that can't handle the questions.
2007-05-29 01:46:59 · answer #10 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Because when I die, there'll be one child born...to carry on!
Don't waana go by railroad...
Don't waana go by steamboat...
Don't waana get deleted...
Just letme goooo.....naturally...here come the debel....
2007-05-29 02:07:57 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋