http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VNz8I-ZDMo
I DIDN'T BELIEVE BUT THEN I WATCHED THIS VIDEO 42TIMES IN A ROW. I STILL DIDN'T BELIEVE THE 39TH TIME BUT ON THE 41ST TIME I BELIEVED. THE 42ND TIME WAS JUST TO MAKE SURE. LET ME EXPLAIN.
JOSE MIRANDA DE JUSES IS THE SECOND COMING OF JESUAS. HE DID SEVEN MIRACLES IN DAYTONA BEACH AND LOOK AT THIS PROOF:
1)hIS FOLLOWERS GET TATTOOS OF HIM ON THEIR NECKS AND SOMETIMES THEIR LEG. DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL THAT IS? WHO WOULD DO THAT IF IT WERENT TRULY THE SECOND YESUS.
2)HE IS SPANISH. IN THE BIBLE IT SAYS THE NEW CHRIST WILL BE SPANISH.
3) HE HAS DONE AWAY WITH FALSE IDEAS AND PROVEN THAT THE POPE IS A HOMOSEXUAL.
DO YOU GET IT? THE NEW CHRIST IS HARE AND HIS NAME IS JOSEJOSEJOSEJOSEJOSEJOSEJOSEJOSEJOSEJOSEJOSEJOSEJ
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2007-05-28 18:27:10 · 15 answers · asked by thalmozar the man god 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Do you really swear this is the last time you will ask?
2007-05-28 18:31:03 · answer #1 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Christ got here to the earth some 2000 plus years in the past and lived in Palestine. He died upon the flow and ateoned for the sins of all mankind. He lives at present. he's Christ the Lord. He does not exist as all people different than himself, the Son of God.
2016-10-06 05:41:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
toooo comical ! no chance for it . It was false the first time and this is even more ludicrous. they never mentioned spanish Jesus in the aramaic and Criss Angel has walked on water and risen from the grave already . Santa is more believable .I suppose he has stopped the war in the middle east as well?
peaceout
2007-05-28 18:37:31 · answer #3 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And what bible have you been reading which says the "New Christ" and or Spanish in it anywhere?
Last time I checked there was one Christ.
2007-05-28 18:36:14 · answer #4 · answered by John 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The tatoo thing convinced me. Certainly no one would get tatoos in sensitive places or pierce their privates unless 'Yesus' asked them to...
2007-05-28 18:38:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-05-28 19:32:00 · answer #6 · answered by quackpotwatcher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are either totally filled with the devil/ hard on drugs/ or just plain nuts! ( or all three!)
2007-05-28 18:42:00 · answer #7 · answered by Dalmatian lady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You poor thing !!!
Have you lost your mind ???
I don't think your elevator goes all the way to the top!?!
2007-05-28 18:32:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, you're a fun troll.
2007-05-28 18:35:08 · answer #9 · answered by McLovin 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
your nuts you need to give up alcohol its clouding your brain thought process
2007-05-28 18:34:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋