A man was having problems with premature eja*ulation, so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. The doctor said when you feel like you are getting ready to eja*ulate, try startling yourself.
The same day the man went to the gun store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting.
As the two began, they found themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments later felt the urge to eja*ulate and fired the starter pistol. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked how things went.
The man answered, "Not that well...When I fired the startet pistol, my wife s*it on my face, bit 3 inches off my p*nis and my neighbour came out of the closet with his hands up in the air."
2007-05-28 13:59:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Do you know what? My neighbour still isn't talking to me.
2007-05-28 14:12:58 · answer #1 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
something going nowhere, went joke super highway fast. Thx
2007-05-28 14:06:32 · answer #2 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that joke earlier on this site!
2007-05-28 14:27:43 · answer #3 · answered by lovelylady 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good 9/10
2007-05-28 21:04:05 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
eeewww ooooowwwwwwww ooohhhhhhh LMAO have a *
2007-05-28 14:08:06 · answer #5 · answered by Nick Name 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! Never heard this one before. It's really good.
2007-05-28 14:02:49 · answer #6 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol...this is really funny...made me chuckle
2007-05-28 14:04:10 · answer #7 · answered by hopelessromantic 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good joke!
2007-05-28 14:31:42 · answer #8 · answered by Happy Feet 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
I was wondering why she was already naked...
2007-05-28 14:03:25 · answer #9 · answered by d3mmalition 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahahaha,that's funny.
2007-05-28 14:14:43 · answer #10 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋