I have bought heaps of followers from P&S to take over this category and turn it in to a festering pit of decadence and eternal misery for all - would anyone like a cup of tea?
2007-05-28 13:45:05 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Lady Suri - thats the irony of the tirade.
Val f1 nutter - As much Vodka as you like hun. Good race Sunday!!
2007-05-28 13:55:36 · update #1
yes please oh great messiah, i would love a cup of tea. can i have a vodka with it too?
2007-05-28 13:50:52 · answer #1 · answered by val f1 nutter 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes to the tea, I'll have a mix of Earl Grey and Darjeeling, please.
No to the misery, I've done with misery and suffering for the rest of this particular 'eternity'.
And by the way, do you really want to be the future King of the Jews ? Contrary to the majority of the people's understanding the Aramaic term which translates into 'messiah' in Greek means 'he who will be King of the Jews', i.e. future tense. You can only fulfil this description by actually being anointed and crowned by the High Priest, to that office.
The Pointy birds are Pointy, Pointy
Anoint my head, anointy anointy
Steve Martin, "The Man With Two Brains"
2007-05-28 14:02:18 · answer #2 · answered by cosmicvoyager 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Give me a Temple and I'll give you a Probably Not, but Maybe.
The Messiah is supposed to bring world peace, not despair and war.
2007-05-28 13:51:45 · answer #3 · answered by LadySuri 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
suck my balls
2007-05-28 13:48:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
Nope! You are just thinking of a very good business.
2007-05-28 13:52:36 · answer #5 · answered by mrLarry 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope.
2007-05-28 13:47:09 · answer #6 · answered by harvomatic7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When is everyone going to wake up and realise it's going to be a woman.
2007-05-28 20:31:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another Devil's victim?
2007-05-28 13:55:18 · answer #8 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes and 1 sugar please. This site makes me confused of what we expect. I'll never understand the different religions. So i'll stick with what i was brought up with.
Hey, they named you anti - christ. You i'll need exocism.
2007-05-28 13:50:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm...maybe you are, but only in the polls and surveys.^_^
How about a cup of coffee?
2007-05-28 13:48:14 · answer #10 · answered by FloralLover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋