Joke! What expands to 6 times its normal size?

Question

Dr Parker, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Smith, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."

Miss Smith gasped, blushed deeply, then said freezingly, "Dr. Parker, I do not think this is a proper question to ask me, you should be asking a boy. And I asssure you my parents will hear of this." With that she sat down, very red-faced.

Unperturbed, Dr Parker called on Miss Johnson and asked the same question. Miss Johnson, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye, in dim light."

"Correct," said Dr Parker.

"And now, Miss Smith, I have three things to say to you. . One, you have not studied your lesson. Two, you have a dirty mind. And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment."

FUNNYGIRL....thank you.

Answer 1

Welcome back fidgety!
Not bad at all. Have a star!

Answer 2

Whale bones are really helpful in expansion and contraction of human bones due to the fact that the brain is larger than a peanut.Vibrations from contact with the skin can really stimulate nerves near the surface of the bosy and thus help in a slimming plan. If there is no appropriate expansion then one could try very strong DD's indeed!

Answer 3

Average is 5 - 5 1/2

Answer 4

LOL thats funny 100/100 and a star

Answer 5

hahaha! Didn't see the disappointment line coming! the rest I predicted though! Good one!

Answer 6

Mmm, but what's hard, pink, hairy and sticks out of a mans pyjamas?
His head.

Answer 7

Nice really Nice


PK.

Answer 8

LMAO. thanx for cheering me up, i really needed a laugh

Answer 9

class

Answer 10

And what does a dog do in your backyard you don't want to step in?

Digs a hole

Answer 11

Thx only remeber first part.