9 things i hate about people?

Question

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new

then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Answer 1

i actually already saw this on wrestlingQueen's(do you know her) 360 account a long time ago, and i thought she made all that up, you actually got this somewhere else, in the internet or from a book or somethin'

Answer 2

LOL!! i like NO. 5, 6, and 9. My pal asked me as quickly as we've been on the videos "Did you notice that?" Now i will answer her question! hahah some people have been given to think of in the past they aks a question.

Answer 3

1. i point at your watch
2. everyone knows that question would be ask
3. the cake might have poison in it
4. it wouldn't be the last place if you found it in the first
5. i paid $12 but spent most of the time in the bathroom
6. just to make sure you're listening
7. it's not new or improve it's a replacement

Answer 4

I agree. People are DUMB sometimes.
Here's one. Your mailbox is at the end of your driveway and you decide you're too lazy to walk down to the mailbox and get the mail. So instead you get in your car, ride down to the bottom of the driveway, get the mail out and drive back up the driveway. That's something i've actually witnessed.

Answer 5

Lol. This is funny. I think comedian George Carlin did a skit similar to this.

Answer 6

That's great. I ws thinking of this earlier- that can I ask you a question thing...I'd love to say it to thise annoying street market researchers, but I doubt they'd get it...

Answer 7

You are brilliant. You have stated the greatest truths of all times. I would like to share time with you at Starbucks. I would be a thrill.

Answer 8

number 6 was funny

Answer 9

LOL. That's funny. Interesting new way of looking at things

Answer 10

I hate it when my sister goes, when we watch movies together, What happens next, Oh my god would i be watching it if i knew what happened next. Drives me crazy.