Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want
to see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this
car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,
please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and
examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't
have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked
up the owner.
Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.
2007-05-28 12:07:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love that joke, its frickin' hilarious!!
2007-05-28 12:14:07 · answer #1 · answered by karategirl18 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaaaa omg thats sooo funny!!!!!!!! lol im literally laughing right now...hhahahaa aw that ssuck a good joke ur soo cute..awww ready?wanna hear another joke? ok its long but just bear wit me its good..
OMG!!! haha read this! its sooo freakin funnNNAYYY!!?
A gurl's 1st time
As you lie back, your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him ;more room for an easy entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses ;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.U get up and leave the dentists office with tears. What were u thinking??<3
haha i kno what u were thinking baby we all were...lol..btw ur really hottttt....add me as a buddyy babiii<33
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2007-05-28 12:14:45 · answer #2 · answered by calientaXOchica<3 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Did ya' make that up yurself?
2007-05-28 12:29:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but good. Good job. 10/10
2016-04-01 01:36:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! ROFLMAO
2007-05-28 12:25:49 · answer #5 · answered by Busta 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao that was so funny.....this deserves a star!
2007-05-28 12:14:33 · answer #6 · answered by purple9815 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
iiiiii love it!!
very funnyy
star4u!
2007-05-29 03:35:51 · answer #7 · answered by ashface 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-05-28 17:46:35 · answer #8 · answered by skatepunk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-05-28 16:00:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao!!! man that was a good one!
2007-05-28 12:18:46 · answer #10 · answered by Groovy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋