2007-05-28 09:56:24 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because it had spotted a grain of corn on the pavement of the other side of the road. Unfortunatly it didn't look left or right, nor used the zebra crossing to go on the other side and something bad happened to it with the result that it ended up in a restaurant menu of the same road as a "Dish of the day".
2007-05-28 10:37:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, apparently according to Moses:
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
2007-05-28 10:47:12 · answer #2 · answered by nettiebuk 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
for me, chicken crossed the road cause his team was there .. and he got the plan
2007-05-28 10:00:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HM-MM why wouldn't the chicken cross the road or why would he :D
2007-05-28 10:30:51 · answer #4 · answered by Nancy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cos he was Stapled to the Punk Rockers Forehead
2007-05-28 11:51:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
he wanted 2 get 2 the other side
2007-05-28 10:44:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because it was an organic cage free chicken farm across the street and he wanted to eat better...
2007-05-28 11:22:09 · answer #7 · answered by ButterfliKissus 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To get to Colonel Sanders.
2007-05-28 10:01:17 · answer #8 · answered by realstylesint'l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Kernel Sanders was behind him
2007-05-28 10:40:05 · answer #9 · answered by MacroShooter_4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was being chased by the bird flu or it was breaking out of bernard matthews factory?!?!
2007-05-28 10:04:18 · answer #10 · answered by sassa63 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋