sience were such alcholics should we have a pryer like this
our be,er whitch comes in bottles hallowed be our drink
thy will be drunk i will be drunk at home as in the tavern give us each day our daily beverage and forgive us our spillages
as we forgive us thous who spill agenst us and lead us not in to incarcenation but deliver us from hangovers for thine is the vodka the shots and the tails forever and ever Barmen
2007-05-28 09:50:31 · 11 answers · asked by cthulhu will raise 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
so asked puddle pirate
2007-05-28 09:53:26 · update #1
i really am drunk
2007-05-28 09:55:28 · update #2
coc,tails forever and ever
2007-05-28 09:57:01 · update #3
oh please...i'm a sober atheist...dumb question
2007-05-28 09:54:33 · answer #1 · answered by Bouken SocratiCat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
I'm drunk too LOL
But your *question* reminds me of:
Bush is thy shepherd, thee shall be in want.
He maketh thee lie down on park benches.
He leadeth thee beside the still factories.
He restoreth thee doubts about the Republican Party.
He leadeth thee into the paths of unemployment for his cronies' sake.
Yea, though no weapons of mass destruction have been found, he maketh thee continue to fear Evil...
His tax cuts for the rich and his deficit spending discomfort thee.
He anointeth thee with never-ending debt.
Verily thy days of savings and assets are ended
Surely poverty and hard living shall follow thee all the days of his administration, and thy jobless child shall dwell in thy basement forever.
2007-05-28 10:09:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds fine to me. Anything that would piss the Christians off like that is fine with me.
2007-05-28 09:55:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny.....but also a little sad you took the time to compose that bit. Still, if you're having fun....
2007-05-28 10:09:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute...LOL. Maybe you should direct your prayer to the flying spaghetti monster guy LOL.
2007-05-28 09:55:49 · answer #5 · answered by chrstnwrtr 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lot of Pascal's wager today I see.
2007-05-28 10:10:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeap, you got my vote! from now on..this will be my pryer!!
thank you beer!! my only god!
2007-05-28 10:01:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it! And I'll second the motion!!!
2007-05-28 09:54:29 · answer #8 · answered by Gene Rocks! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.o? Come again?
2007-05-28 09:53:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oy... this has made me smile!
2007-05-28 09:53:51 · answer #10 · answered by Highlander 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋