I need a poo and have ran out of toilet paper, what can i use instead, i have no tissues or kitchen roll or anything similar ahhhh!! turtles head!
2007-05-28 09:50:24 · 32 answers · asked by Darlingthatsfabulous 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bus ticket. Fold it in half first, then tear a corner off. After you use the ticket, torn off corner can be used to clean under your nails
2007-05-28 09:57:19 · answer #1 · answered by flutterby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the old days they used corn cobs. I wouldn't try flushing it though. I have also heard that the Kings of old had a servant do the wiping for them. I am not joking. The position was highly errrr....respected as it placed the person very close to the King and allowed for private conversation. The position was called "Groom Of The Stool", go figure. Look it up!
2007-05-28 10:18:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the closet store and use their toilet. There should be plenty of toilet paper and, you don't have to crap up the air in you bathroom! Then, take some of their toilet paper home!
-form a 10-year-old
2007-05-28 10:00:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Newspaper
2007-05-28 09:53:11 · answer #4 · answered by LISA H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The British Labour Party Election Manifesto immediately comes to mind, funnily enough !
2007-05-28 10:00:10 · answer #5 · answered by Infamous 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shake, or if it's a no.2 then a dirty t-shirt or other bit of clothing, just make sure you wash it asap! The other way is what we do, nick some from a pub or other public building, though of course with the manager's permission, it'snot like I condone stealing :)
2007-05-28 09:56:49 · answer #6 · answered by Flora C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paid â sychu dy dîn efo deilen grîn, rhagofn i dy fys di fynd trwyddi...old Welsh proverb.
2007-05-28 12:06:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just use a towel or even some type of cloth. Jutst be sure to wash it afterwards.wash it well.
2007-05-28 10:04:23 · answer #8 · answered by jazzteen13x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Newspaper. An old towel. Old underwear.
2007-05-28 09:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by Poison 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who on earth runs out of loo roll!!! get to the shops now!! you may well have to use a towel or something and then BIN IT.
2007-05-28 09:54:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋