A pirate walks into a bar with a mangy, infected parrot on his shoulder ...?

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A pirate walks into a bar with a mangy, infected parrot on his shoulder ...?

A pirate walks into a bar with a mangy, infected parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says, "You shouldn't be that close to something so disgusting, such a low-life animal."
The pirate says, "Arr, it's ok, he's had his shots."
Then the bartender says... "I was talking to the parrot!"

2007-05-28 09:11:58 · 4 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

4 answers

lol

2007-05-28 09:14:32 · answer #1 · answered by redpanda403 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋

Give the pirate his shots too! He's in a bar and the shots there are WAY cheaper than the hospital!

2007-05-28 09:14:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋

wow, i have nuthin to say to that

2007-05-28 09:16:43 · answer #3 · answered by Samzz101 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

kind of predictable........

2007-05-28 09:14:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋