What's the most embarrassing you heard your child say or do?

Question

or any other kids?

Answer 1

My husband and i have 5 girls. We had a Superbowl party about 10 years ago and had all of them home. (BIG mistake) My oldest, Jackie, at the time was 11 and had just gone through that whole D.A.R.E program and was constantly telling people "Smoking's gonna kill you!" "Don't talk to strangers!". Jackie told my daughter Justine, who at the time was 5, all about how drinking, smoking and abuse were bad at this party. Justine then saw my husband drinking a beer and then smack another guy on the back while they were watching the game. She then got the phone, called 911 and told them that her daddy was "Drinking and hitting people." Of course the cops FLEW over with 2 cars and barged into the house. It was the most embarrassing moment of my life and caused the town to have a session in our DARE program called "Grown Ups and Acceptable behavior."

Answer 2

apparently when i was little (of course i dont remember, and i was a motor mouth when i was young) maybe 3 or 4, my mom and i were at the supermarket, and my mom saw a dwarf. she tried her best to steer clear worried about what i might say, and of course to no avail, id never seen a dwarf before and nearly screamed at the top of my lungs "mommy! that mans so small!!" apparently she wanted to die.

also similar my sister when she was little made an innocently rude comment to a morbidly obese person about how fat they were. horrible yes, but we didnt know any better. you dont exactly use flash cards of people with dissabilites or something and instruct not to ever say anything about it. live and learn huh

Answer 3

My husband was at the grocery store with our daughter, and a larger lady in one of those motorized carts stolled by and she had a huge mole on her face... my daughter looked at my husband and said, "Daddy? Why does she have that huge nole (that's what she called it) on her face?"

I know it's not horrible, but under the circumstances, it was pretty bad.

Also, when she first started talking, I still cussed. Whenever she got mad, she would say "sh*t".... if she dropped a toy, if she had to go to bed early, anything. We would be in public and she would drop her binky, look to the floor, and say, "Oh, sh*t, mommy." I had to stop cussing in the house.

Answer 4

Oh Lord.....Take your pick with my kids!!!!

A few weeks ago, we were at Ryans restaurant. I went to the buffet, got my daughters plate. Turkey, potatoes, carrots, green beans, and a biscuit. Well, she's been a pain, when it comes to us eating in a restaurant. BTW, she's 4 y.o.

Welll, I'm sitting next to her, feeding her myself, she was doing good, but then, I got a carrot on the fork. Usually she's been fine with the carrots, but this time, she was not going to eat one. I finally told her to eat the carrot, or she wasn't getting any ice cream or candy from the candy bar. I told her one last time, TAKE A BITE!!!! She starts crying and she screams at the top of her lungs.....I'M NOT AN ANIMAL!!! (The week before we had fed some buffalo some carrots)

When I was pregnant with my son, we were at one of my prenatal visits. I thought that it was important for my hubby to attend all of them, just like he did when I was pregnant with my daughter. We were sitting in the packed waiting room, and my daughter was dancing around, she stops for a second next to me, and farts. Then says, "Excuse you"...directly to me! (That one is our fault, we always told her excuse you when she would burp or fart as a baby, and it stuck)

Answer 5

My niece repeated some really not nice things one day to us that her mother had said so that had to be embarrassing lol

Answer 6

I heard a customer tell me that she was in the middle of a large group when her baby said her first words, "Wal-mart"

Answer 7

when my uncle was a little boy my grandma had him in the store, they lived in a small country town, and it wasn't often that you would see an african american. so anyway they were in the store and there was a colored lady, and he looked up and said, MOMMA!!! whys that lady so dirty. i bet that had to be embarrasing

Answer 8

my mommy's a jerk off

Answer 9

lol these are funny