2007-05-28 08:45:43 · 6 answers · asked by strange-artist 7 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Other - Pregnancy & Parenting
If it's got f--kin' profanity, share it!!!
2007-05-28 08:59:47 · update #1
well, it wasn't my kid, but i was swinging with one of my friend's 3 year old and she was standing behind me. she says to me "you have a big butt. but that's ok cause mommy has a big butt too." i know it's the truth, but it's not something you ever want to hear.
2007-05-28 08:51:30 · answer #1 · answered by redpeach_mi 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I have two:
My almost 3 years old son and I were shopping at Target, and he was drinking an ICEE and sitting in the cart. When he accidentally dropped his cup to the floor, and made it explode...to which he exclaimed " D*** IT!"...
My other son who was four at the time was with me at the mall when the fire alarm went off and he said "What the hell is that?"
Kids say in the darn-dest things, especially when you dont want them too!
2007-05-28 17:16:13 · answer #2 · answered by nicole m 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I was taking my little girl on the bus and there was this little old lady sitting in frount of us and my little girl throught it would be funny to tell the hold bus that she had just farted, then as the old lady turnd around my little girl through it would be even funner to say I Freckin **** myseslf!
Quite embarrassing!'
2007-05-28 17:48:11 · answer #3 · answered by kirsty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my sister and i took her daughter to an arcade, and there where a lot of teenagers standing around this mechanical bull watching this guy ride it, and out of no where, my sister's daughter starts screaming, "spank your monkey, spank your monkey!!" and we had to literally put our hands over her mouth to shut her up, and everyone just laughed at her.. it was embarrassing
2007-05-28 08:57:25 · answer #4 · answered by Daylen 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, me and my husband and a few friends were in a german department store a few weeks ago, and out of nowhere my daughter starts screaming "daddy's gay!!! daddy's gay!!!" omg! we couldn't stop laughing so she just got louder and louder...she's at that age where she picks up everything :]
and thank god no one in there spoke english ;)
2007-05-28 09:47:37 · answer #5 · answered by tommygirl6794092 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I can't say because it contains profanity.
They're hilarious when they're innocent.
2007-05-28 08:53:55 · answer #6 · answered by Mighty C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋