All the time I hear well if we came from monkeys why are there still monkeys
First of all I came from my mom and pop but they didn't automatically disappear forever when they had me of course.
Second of all why would you want to get rid of monkeys like that? Geez man monkeys are funny! Especially the ones that wear suits and act like little men.
I myself think they watched the Wizard of Oz and saw the evil flying monkeys and thought "Gee whiz! Monkeys really are Satan spawn! That ugly one just hurt Mr.Scarecrow!"
2007-05-28 08:44:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What's wrong with having a monkey as an ancestor? It makes for GREAT family get togethers!
2007-05-28 08:49:29 · update #1
Creationism as a psychotic or neurotic reaction after having been frightened as a child while watching the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz?
Hmmmm...
I like it!
Hail Eris! She's Somewhere over the Rainbow!
"If Bluebirds fly over the rainbow, why, oh why, can't I?"
2007-05-28 08:50:21 · answer #1 · answered by Hatir Ba Loon 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, actually, i bear no hate for monkeys and non human apes what soever. creationists aren't radical terrorists that will kill all monkeys to disprove evolution. i wish i had a pet capuchin monkey myself, there sooo cute. and as for "Dark age of scientific oppression" Sir Francis bacon, Johannes Kepler, Isaac Newton, and Robert Boyle were ALL World renowned scientists and ALL CREATIONISTS Final note: LONG LIVE MONKEYS! i am a creationist. and i love monkeys
2016-05-19 23:53:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must agree... that parties aren't the same with out the monkeys throwing "krap" around... I don't know what is wrong with us evolving from monkeys... but I have always hoped I had a monkey uncle named chimpy or coco since I was little!
2007-05-28 08:51:29 · answer #3 · answered by Highlander 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Christians do not hate monkeys.. monkeys are all God's creation that he gave to us..
What we dont like is the idea that we evolved from them or from any common ancestor..
2007-05-28 08:48:16 · answer #4 · answered by Redeemed 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey...! that's easy !!! Christians hate monkeys because monkeys aren't Christians!!!.
2007-05-28 09:26:20 · answer #5 · answered by Joline 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Becasue Christians are monkeys?
lol
2007-05-28 08:50:21 · answer #6 · answered by DEPRESSED™ 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Christians and all people evolved from monkeys and they are made in the image of the great sky monkey! They are rebellious like Lucifer and enemies of the great sky monkey.
2007-05-28 08:50:21 · answer #7 · answered by The_Slasher_of_Veils 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
gosh not again
we evolved from monkeys!!!!!!
survival of the fittest, one monkey decide to use a tool
2007-05-28 08:48:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i tried to ask them what a "still monkey" is lmao
2007-05-28 08:47:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Monkeys are smarter then them.
2007-05-28 08:52:25 · answer #10 · answered by sonofmary 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋