Can someone come up with an obnoxious answering machine message ( see rest of details)?

Question

Can someone create for me an answering machine message that is SO long and obnoxious that the person calling finally just hangs up?! I'm getting calls from someone I can't seem to get off my back and they keep asking me out on a date..I've already said NO! Please help. I need a message that's REALLY hard to understand (just think of something like...press pound for...leave message if dialing #2 in area ---.) Thanks!

Answer 1

If this guy is so persistent, an answering message isn't going to make any difference. Why not just tell him nicely that you're not interested and BOTH of you can get on with your lives?

Answer 2

Hi this is (insert your name here.) I am probabbly in the tub scrubbing my bunions, trimming my back hair, and popping my @ss pimples. if not i am probabbly at the mall buying my great aunt (insert any name) a size 60 thong. yeah obesity runs in the family, so by the time i'm 30 i will probably have a variety of obesity related dieses. ( now all of a sudden change subjects and be really mean as some one is talking in the background. curse andyell threats, maybe even pretend to harm the. a gun shot sound you could get off the computer would be really cool. then calmly continue with some really gross hobbies people probabbly don't have.) Say " i gotta sh*t real bad." end it with some wierd noises and a fart machine and act like your taking a dump. then flush the toliet and play some music that wierdo can't stand. that will get him to stop calling for sure. hope that helped!

Answer 3

You can block any number. Just call your phone provider

Answer 4

If this is about a date, please call my other number (insert phone number with Moscow area code).

Answer 5

http://www.bored.com/sillymessages/index.htm