A king captured three men and told them to go find a fruit and to get ten of them.
The first guy came in with apples, and the king said" If you want to live you have to shove all the fruit up your butt without making any facial expressions or noises." So up goes 1,2 and the first guy made a hurting sound, so the king killed him and he went up to heaven. The second guy came in with berries and the king also told him to shove them up his butt without making any facial expressions or noises. The guy thought that it would be easy since he only had small berries. So up goes 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, and the guy busted out laughing. So of course the king had to kill him, and he went up to heaven. The first guy and the second guy meet up in heaven and the first guy says," Why did you laugh, you were so close!". Then the second guy said," I saw the third guy come in with pineapples!"
2007-05-28 07:20:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao.
i have never heard this one b4.
and the ppl that say that they have heard it with watermelons b4, i think that the pineapples is funnier becuase they are not only large, but they are prickly as well. that is great =] imma have to use this one =]
2007-05-28 07:35:56 · answer #1 · answered by shia =] 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! funny but sooo painful Lol
2007-05-28 07:27:25 · answer #2 · answered by TAFF 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, 8/10 for tonight's winner
2007-05-28 07:46:33 · answer #3 · answered by Fred Flintstone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Very Good
2007-05-31 06:36:11 · answer #4 · answered by Sue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-28 07:30:57 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hope that constitutes to your 5 a day
2007-05-28 07:48:52 · answer #6 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bet he was glad it wasn't a melon eh? Ouch!
2007-05-28 07:27:15 · answer #7 · answered by purplehairsarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One Honey ,, Welcome back.. I needed that..
A lift right now will come in very handy..
Double XO,s ...omitted last mail.. getting Senile.. He He
Have a Great One...
2007-05-28 20:15:07 · answer #8 · answered by Robert B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!! very old but still a classic in mi world.
2007-05-28 07:35:03 · answer #9 · answered by kajal k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh thats funny
2007-05-30 04:57:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋