What if Jesus was a Mexican?

Answer 1

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:
1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was bilingual
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.

....But then there were equally good arguments that....

JESUS WAS BLACK:
1. He called everybody "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

........But then there were equally good arguments that....

JESUS WAS JEWISH:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God.

..........But then there were equally good arguments that....

JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He used olive oil.

.........But then there were equally good arguments that....

JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He started a new religion.

..........But then there were equally good arguments that....

JESUS WAS IRISH:
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures.

...........But perhaps the most compelling evidence.....

THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up again, because there was more work to do.....

AMEN

Answer 2

Jesus is a Mexican. His mother appeared as a Mexican to the Mexican people over 400 years ago. If she is Mexican, then Jesus must be Mexican as well as French, as well as Spanish, as well as African, etc...

Jesus is, not was.

Answer 3

Actually there is a guy in Mexico who claims to be Jesus Christ. He even has followers. I personally want to meet him.

If he was mexican...I'd still love him the same.

Answer 4

If he had been Mexican, the Crusades, the Inquision, and the holocaust would not have happened in Europe. Maybe in the Americas instead.
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Answer 5

It would not matter however< I would have Mexican food for Easter! YEAH!!!

Answer 6

Then he would be Mexican. Wouldn't change the spelling (or meaning) of his name, just the pronunciation.

Answer 7

No offense - less BONG time more studying for: Majoring in history/political science. Also, getting my bioinformatics certificate.
But funny question we heard before...gotta respect the moldy oldies.

Answer 8

Well, then, I guess he would just be a Mexican.

Answer 9

¬Seeing as there were no Jews in Mexico during the time of his coming I think it would be completely pointless! In fact there was no Mexico at that time so it would also be impossible.

Answer 10

It wouldn;t change anything? Jesus is a concept of a faith, he takes every form from every walk of life.