Im so worried. I cant get this thing to land and im in outerspace now. I think i just went pass saturn because it has a ring around it.
I pressed some buttons in the UfO and it only increased the speed. I think im almost at light speed and im afraid im going to leave our milky way.
PLEASE PLEASE HELP. Also am I in trouble for stealing the UFO?
2007-05-28 05:53:42 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
You do not have to worry about any of the local authorities coming after you, because the federal government says area 51 does not exist.
HOWEVER, depending on how long ago the true owners of the craft lost it or reported it missing, various galactic law enforcement agencies probably have the craft listed on their hot sheets. They could not find the craft before, because it was hidden at the non-existent area 51. Now that you are out joy riding around the universe, one of them is apt to spot you, and then you will be in trouble. And, depending on how long the craft has been missing, the owners may have reported it to their insurance company, and you definitely do not want to have to deal with the insurance investigators if they track you down before the galactic police.
My advice to you is to dump that thing on the nearest asteroid, and get away from it as quick as you can. And never take a vehicle joy riding if you are not completely sure of how the controls work.
By the way, is pooper your cat with you, or did you leave him at home?
2007-05-28 15:24:44 · answer #1 · answered by don't plagiarize 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you hit light speed, you're well beyond this message now.
But I can tell other people that when you board a UFO, you look for a helmet that directs the craft with your brain waves. Put it on and it "tells" you what to do. Don't push any buttons until then.
And also, patch the bullet wounds you got from sneaking onto Area 51 and climbing into the UFO to begin with. You'll get blood on everything.
2007-05-28 06:08:04 · answer #2 · answered by Jess 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look for a knob to the left of all the buttons under the big screen. Turn it to about 150. This will take you back towards Earth. Once you arrive (should take about 20 minutes), ease up on the gas and try to find a long strip of relatively strait highway. Slow to about 70 km/h ( about 43 mi/h, alien use the metric system) and try and land on the road. Then, hit the brakes and hopefully coast to a stop. Afterwards, find a good psychologist and discuss your experience.
2007-05-28 06:02:49 · answer #3 · answered by Ken 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is no Area 51 just ask the Air Force. If you find a new planet with life tell tham not all people are like you. To get it down I suggest you learn to read the instruction manual which should be in the glove box or trunk. I say learn to read because it may not be in English. If you cant find it press some more buttons until you get the desired results
I'm so glad you got the balloon and hang glider down. These are getting boring
2007-05-28 06:30:40 · answer #4 · answered by tmilestc 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You will probably be in a little trouble for stealing the UFO, but sell it on eBay..and I'm sure that the money u make from it will solve any problem you might have.
email NASA and ask them for pointers on getting back to earth. They should be able to help
2007-05-28 06:00:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Has of your question, i think of aliens basically come down with their alien deliver's interior the optimal places ever, Like Mountains and such places... in spite of in the event that they geared up their 'technologies' from their machines i think of.. via fact there are in all probability existence on different planets, inclusive of Mars Moon or something... i'm no longer into technology, yet i recognize for a certainty that they do no longer come to earth and take the kit from different people who have generated it...
2016-12-12 04:19:54 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Exuse me. but why would you make up a question like that................ for some reason if this is a real question which is a 1 in a 9999999999999999999999999999999999 chance you would probally get a life time in prison depending on what you did to get it what shape the ufo is in...... then maybe that will just exacute you!
2007-05-28 06:02:54 · answer #7 · answered by Cristina W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would try a little vitamin e. Watch out for the dirty socks. I think its raining pillows. Pillows I tell you. I was there yesterday and there was a pretty bad traffic jam at uranus so be you might try an alternate route. Bing bang walla walla.
2007-05-28 06:11:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Continue on your journey and also continue posting questions on Yahoo Answers.Once you come to Neptune call me and i shall help you I live in the Southern part of Neptune or just ask anything HERE and they'll tell u where i live.
2007-05-28 06:05:14 · answer #9 · answered by ajey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's about time you showed up.
call Tom Cruise. He's like level 52 in Scientology. You're actually here to pick them up, all of them, him first.
If you can't get him call John Travolta. He can gather up the IMPORTANT ones and will fly up to meet you in his 707.
2007-05-28 06:01:59 · answer #10 · answered by Sarge1572 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋