when it comes time to nurse it gets kinda aquard in some situation so does anyone know a funny way to break the news?
2007-05-28 02:09:53 · 8 answers · asked by Kim S 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what's so good about breast feeding?
It's always warm,
The cat's can get it,
and it comes in cute little packages!
2007-05-28 02:13:02 · answer #1 · answered by Fancy That 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was once in a train compartment when a lady sat opposite tried to breastfeed her baby. The baby wasn't interested so she said:
"If you don't take your feed I'll give it to the man sat over there."
Well the baby still wasn't taking any so she said to me
"Right, come on, you show him."
She put the baby down and I went across to take over. After a while she became aroused and said to me
"Would you like anything else?"
"Sure." I replied, "I could murder a rusk!"
2007-05-28 02:44:44 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman had two twins. One was helthy while the other was very skinny. The skinny kid thought that his chubby brother drank all the milk and thats why he was soo skinny. So he thought that if i poison the other breast then my chubby bro would die and i would get my rightful share of milk.
But the next morning he finds that his father dies.
2007-05-28 02:43:10 · answer #3 · answered by Gunnery Sargent 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe,
"I feel like I'm going to pop!"
"Popping fresh
"Milk, it does a body good."
"One side is for hot and the other is for cold."
"So THIS is why men are so obsessed with them?!"
Of course just as a general joke/philosophy:
Always remember, the three things men like the most, in order are:
1) Sex
2) Food
3) Toys
Which explains why we love breasts so much; they are all three of our favorite things combined!
2007-05-28 02:14:28 · answer #4 · answered by Skeptic Rob 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What's the first thing a baby thinks when baby sees mommy's bra? Oh wow! She comes with cupholders!
2007-05-28 04:10:13 · answer #5 · answered by scorpio75lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a 20 year boy married to 50 yaer woman on the first nite the boy died after the post morten report all came to knew that the boy died due to drinking expired date of milk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
2007-05-28 02:30:40 · answer #6 · answered by mihir_321 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Got milk !!!
2007-05-28 02:12:17 · answer #7 · answered by playtime 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have to feed my baby, so that he may live, so pls excuse me ?!?!?!?!
2007-05-28 02:13:18 · answer #8 · answered by Lupita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋