A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but
the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and
protested to the judge that since she had brought the children
into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody
of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out,does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"
Don't laugh, he won!
2007-05-28 01:52:42 · 16 answers · asked by mark b 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahah that is so funny nice one son have a star
2007-05-28 07:00:34 · answer #1 · answered by ǝuoʎʞɔɐʍ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-05-28 02:09:22 · answer #2 · answered by Shonda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-05-28 03:21:26 · answer #3 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a dollar for a pepsi, man I am getting so ripped off
2007-05-28 02:03:30 · answer #4 · answered by dave w 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny lol.. my mum still says she my dad over fought over custody with my dad and she lost she had to keep me aint that lovin lol..xx
2007-05-28 02:07:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Am I mssing something I dont think that is funny....Just practical and honest. I.e they should share the little brat. HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2007-05-28 02:51:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ROFL thats funny **** and Twinkle yours is hilarious.
2016-04-01 00:41:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
have a star
2007-05-28 02:38:58 · answer #8 · answered by debbie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its star time
2007-05-28 03:40:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It has never been put better LOL~~
2007-05-28 01:56:39 · answer #10 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋