Top 20 ways to say
"Your Fly Is Open"
20) The cucumber has left the salad.
19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17) You've got Windows in your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY
TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED...
1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.
2007-05-28 01:09:20 · 16 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL this is so cute i have to try them sometime
2007-05-28 01:21:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-05-28 01:44:29 · answer #2 · answered by Shonda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im curious how you [a girl ] would have heard so many
are there womans versions
the cats getting out of the cat door
ok i know im a pusssy for dumbing it down
just wanted to see the fur fly
2007-05-28 01:18:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lots of typing about a single digit~~
2007-05-28 01:13:48 · answer #4 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen. Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had beautiful bright red tomatoes, she went one day and inquired of him his secret.
"It's really quite simple," the old man explained. "Twice each day, in the morning and in the evening, I expose myself in front of the tomatoes and they turn red with embarrassment."
2007-05-28 01:14:51 · answer #5 · answered by Beach Saint 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Kinda weird but funny.
2007-06-03 02:15:42 · answer #6 · answered by Sweet Caroline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U could have said "Your low bridge is open" but those are funny anyway!!
2007-06-02 14:42:07 · answer #7 · answered by TTHOM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good job. did you make those up? very creative. i LOVE the last one!lol
2007-05-28 01:15:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao i liked number i am gunna definitely using that one
2007-06-03 13:00:51 · answer #9 · answered by lady k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We always used XYZ!
2007-05-28 01:40:05 · answer #10 · answered by gardenerswv 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋