A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the
differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... The Catholic type supports the
masses, the Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, the Presbyterian type keeps
them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G,
and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out
what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs. B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD}Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
Send this to all that will appreciate it!
They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen
2007-05-28 00:29:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol "the salvation type lifts the fallen, the catholic type supports the masses" lmao!
2007-05-28 01:43:25 · answer #1 · answered by kassidy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And the "Time machine bra" is irreligious but scientific. It sets the contents to a back dated shape and size.
2007-05-28 01:02:06 · answer #2 · answered by J.SWAMY I ఇ జ స్వామి 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very droll.!
Hold up, though,....The Germans invented two diff'rent bra's, the second being designed by D.Otto Titzsling. He called it "Forever" (actually 'immer', in Deutsch, or 'Always').
-never took off,...or should that be Taken off? I can never remember.
2007-05-28 22:57:40 · answer #3 · answered by Luke Skywalker 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not fond of bra jokes, but it's a pretty good one!
Hope you have a great day!
2007-05-28 03:25:47 · answer #4 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one may times before but it is silly funny!!! I am a double dang!!!! Muah sexy c
2007-05-29 02:40:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to quote Bette Middle from Beaches.
"Do you buy a titsling, or do you buy a braziere?"
2007-05-28 00:33:38 · answer #6 · answered by lustatfirstbite 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Forget the bras.
I'm a bloke - and boy, you wanna see the size of my hammock!
2007-05-28 00:33:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
all of the above, international type
2007-05-28 01:52:48 · answer #8 · answered by Shantell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha this will make it more fun for me to go when i buy my next new Bra!!
2007-05-28 00:32:49 · answer #9 · answered by silverearth1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhh my... Dang, Dang, Double Dang !!!!!!!!
2007-05-28 00:35:48 · answer #10 · answered by Hi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋