A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."
2007-05-27 22:54:29 · 9 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gotta love that!
2007-05-27 23:02:05 · answer #1 · answered by gulfbreeze8 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i understand the sensation. My ex nagged me till I very just about went loopy. I questioned if he had some psychological issues, as he might nag, repeat issues many times back, very adverse too, not something grow to be ever solid adequate. I wouldnt pay 50 cents for him lol
2016-10-08 23:47:11 · answer #2 · answered by catanzaro 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An original. Good. :)
2007-05-27 23:22:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-05-27 23:10:13 · answer #4 · answered by Eriol 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny, and cute. thanxs
2007-05-27 23:05:52 · answer #5 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-05-28 05:48:55 · answer #6 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old is gold.
2007-05-28 00:00:27 · answer #7 · answered by Traveller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good..
2007-05-27 22:59:30 · answer #8 · answered by ginger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-27 23:24:52 · answer #9 · answered by Magster 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋