GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WERE WATCHING A RELIGIOUS HEALING
PROGRAM ON TV.
THE EVANGELIST CALLED TO ALL WHO WANTED TO BE HEALED TO PUT
ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON THE BODY PART THEY
WANTED HEALED.
GRANDMA HOBBLED TO THE TV AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND
THE OTHER ON HER ARTHRITIC HIP.
GRANDPA MADE HIS WAY TO THE SET AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV
AND THE OTHER ON HIS CROTCH.
GRANDMA LOOKED AT HIM WITH DISGUST . . . "YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND,
YOU OLD COOT . .
THE PURPOSE OF THIS PROGRAM IS TO HEAL THE SICK, NOT RAISE THE DEAD
2007-05-27 22:23:43 · 10 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was funny. Too bad I'm so sad I can't laugh.
2007-05-27 23:52:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this may be a variety of issues that Stephanie Meyer stored you guessing approximately. i think of somebody asked her the question and she or he replied by asserting, "Ew." this is kinda like the certainty that she stated each and every of the fluids in a individual's physique whilst they turn vampire differences to venom yet Edward grow as a thank you to knock up Bella. It purely would not make experience.
2016-10-08 23:46:21 · answer #2 · answered by catanzaro 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GRANDMA DON"T BE MEAN...IF I CAN CURE YOUR ARTHRITIC HIP. SURELY I CAN RAISE THE MAST ON HIS SHIP! BOOMED A VOICE ON THE TV!
2007-05-27 23:00:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-05-27 23:51:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-05-27 22:33:34 · answer #5 · answered by jim 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha! I get it! Very funny. =]
2007-05-27 22:28:07 · answer #6 · answered by ~♥Lavendaluva♥~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one hahahaha....
2007-05-27 23:20:07 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-28 05:48:17 · answer #8 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that was funnyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-27 22:28:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol .... well done.
2007-05-27 22:44:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋