Where your smoking section awaits. You have been warned about your filthy habit now suffer the consequences. You are just asking for your spot in hell fire. BB
2007-05-27 22:06:07 · 15 answers · asked by Betty Boop Oop A Doop 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
At least I will have you to keep me company.
2007-05-27 22:09:24 · answer #1 · answered by Zarathustra 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Please. What utter silliness.
Don't forget that if you consume Twinkies there is a special spot in there for you too! Damned Twinkie eaters!
Listen, and this is important: you are not allowed to go around making things up and declaring it as God's will. Betty Boop has not been given that authority. Let go of that need to have control over everyone else, and to put words in the mouth of God.
2007-05-27 22:13:32 · answer #2 · answered by Calvin 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nowhere in the Bible does it say that if you are a smoker, you are destined to Hell. What does the Bible say about those who will go to Hell?
Revelation 20:15 states: "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire." Does it say here that smokers will not be included in the book of life?
What is the basis of being included in the book of life? Foremost is faith in Jesus Christ and secondly, following His commandments. It is "and" and not "or". One must have faith in Jesus and he follows the commandments of Jesus, such as loving "the Lord thy God with all thy heart, with all thy soul, and with all thy mind" and "thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself."
Loving thy neighbor denotes works. Examples of works are found in Matthew 25:35-46, such as feeding the hungry, giving drink to those who are thirsty, taking in a stranger, clothing the naked, visiting one who is in prison or who is sick.
2007-05-28 01:22:09 · answer #3 · answered by Peace Crusader 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well it is very nice of you to personally warn us of your decision to send us to hell. It must be a great promotion to go from a housewife to someone with the power of god. Congrats!
2007-05-27 22:12:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is that on the surgeon generals warning on the pack? i think everyone will be "smoking" in hell
2007-05-27 22:29:08 · answer #5 · answered by coolred38 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
smoking is not evil, it is a matter of choice for the human being! You do not end up in HELL for being a smoker! you end up in hell, for many other things!
2007-05-27 22:25:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wont go to hell for smoking, but I sure
will smell like id been there.
2007-05-27 23:40:32 · answer #7 · answered by PENMAN 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I don't dress immodest such as your avatar does.
Yes, Horton H is right! I too would like to see this verse out of the Bible.
2007-05-27 22:11:04 · answer #8 · answered by Dakota Lynn Takes Gun 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well finally a place with a smoking section. i'll be glad to go if it means getting away from whining non-smokers.
2007-05-27 22:17:02 · answer #9 · answered by AJ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would you mind quoting chapter and verse from the Bible that supports your assertion?
2007-05-27 22:10:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Geee! you should really think about speaking to reverend putty.
2007-05-27 22:11:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋