Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES
Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
Sign on a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)
Sign at Norfolk farm gate: BEWARE! I SHOOT EVERY TENTH TRESPASSER AND THE NINTH ONE HAS JUST LEFT
Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR
Outside a photographer’s studio: OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE,OUT FOR DINNER ALSO
Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
2007-05-27 14:52:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
classic well done
2007-05-27 19:39:31 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I worked in a jewellers in peckham london many moons ago. The manager was a bit of a prankster and had a notice in the window "Ear Piercing While You Wait"
2007-05-27 15:08:24 · answer #2 · answered by The Goblin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I still get a kick out of the "To Let" sings cos I always think they say "toilet" and I have to give them a double take!
The English a very good at satire, the best in the world!
2007-05-27 15:16:42 · answer #3 · answered by Hot Coco Puff 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
we have a lot like that in the UK. I like the one 'slow children crossing', makes me laugh.
however, came across this article in wales quite recently:
'Cyclists were left confused by a bilingual road sign telling them they had problems with an inflamed bladder.
The "cyclists dismount" sign between Penarth and Cardiff became "llid y bledren dymchwelyd" in Welsh - literally "bladder inflammation upset" '
funny?!
2007-05-27 14:58:14 · answer #4 · answered by Erin R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about the healing meeting cancelled as the guest speaker was taken ill.
2007-05-27 22:31:52 · answer #5 · answered by claude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! I like that repair shop one.
2007-05-27 15:04:30 · answer #6 · answered by Carter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLS, those are funny. i like the third one the best [ repair shop ] i actually laughed out loud at it.
2007-05-27 15:05:23 · answer #7 · answered by lostt. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good have a star
2007-05-27 19:14:14 · answer #8 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are hilarious
laugh out loud
i like the first one the best
2007-05-27 15:01:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool wicked sweet and any other good words I've missed out
2007-05-27 21:49:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think the best has to be the fortune tellers that was "closed due to unforseen circumstances"
2007-05-27 22:17:21 · answer #11 · answered by stefan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋