A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
2007-05-27 13:57:27 · 23 answers · asked by Katie S 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!! Dumb and Dumber!!!
2007-05-27 14:01:17 · answer #1 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it very funny I do have a very funny blonde joke okay so there are theree girls one brunette on black haired girl and a bonde so their car breaks down in the dessert so the brunnete says ill bring some water so i don't get thirsty the blacke haired girls says ill bring an umbrella so ill have shade the blonde says illbring the car door so if it gets hot i can rolll down the window
2007-05-27 14:05:32 · answer #2 · answered by blackberryaddict234 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sure i think of I certainly have an extremely solid experience of humour and that i trust the jokes. in case you do not discover it humorous, say so and go away it at that. yet i don't agree if somebody posts a extreme question and yet another man or woman says something humorous or not perfect to the extreme question, then yeah i might agree why some human beings take offence to that!
2016-10-08 23:17:07 · answer #3 · answered by grimon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol way to funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-27 14:52:36 · answer #4 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-05-27 14:01:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL literally i think theres like a sister hood for blondes (sorry to any)
2007-05-27 14:02:55 · answer #6 · answered by Ava 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe. 4 stars.
2007-05-27 14:01:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why didn't the parents just keep the kid when she sent him home?
2007-05-27 14:04:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a blonde kidnaps a blonde?
2007-05-27 14:04:10 · answer #9 · answered by ♥pink panther♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the worst blonde joke i have ever heard. I know better ones then that.
2007-05-27 14:01:45 · answer #10 · answered by stary 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too greatly funny!
2007-05-27 14:00:44 · answer #11 · answered by Johnny Rocker 89 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋