Lil Jynx: today is the worst day ever!
Lil jynx's friend: why. Lil jynx?
Lil Jynx: because i broke my dad's favorite lamp, i stole my brother's toys, i screamed at my mom, I wasted a lot of money on my dad's credit card, and i forgot to take a bath this morning.
Jynx's friend: whoa, thats a lot.
Lil Jynx: yeah, but now my parents are punishing me and i dont know which of the things i did i was punished for!
joke 2:
Amy: i wanna go to the mall and buy a lot of stuff!
Dad; sorry, but if u want money, u will have to earn it
Amy: no dad! i want U to give me the money!!
Dad: sorry honey! you have to work for it
Amy: fine, but i wont work. i will stay home all day.
Several weeks later, Amy drives her dad crazy by bothering him while watching cartoons, eating his food, and making noises.
Dad; OK!! AMY, GET THE HELL OUTTA MY HOUSE, HERE'S SOME MONEY!!
2007-05-27 13:46:54 · 5 answers · asked by Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Lisamaria. 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I saw the 1 one in a comic thingy book. i variated it coz i didnt remember much.
2007-05-27 13:56:21 · update #1
they're both super funny! But i laughed even more... wit hjoke 2! good ones!
2007-05-28 12:27:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good ones.
2007-05-27 13:49:12 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked the first one not to be mean but did you make them because the first one sounds good
2007-05-27 13:54:38 · answer #3 · answered by Haigar1 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no offense, but i didnt think they were very funny
2007-05-27 14:22:44 · answer #4 · answered by jomama1234 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ummmmmmm........Not very funny.
2007-05-27 15:41:41 · answer #5 · answered by ★s a m y★ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋