Always remember these six important rules when asking a man to do something:
1. Make sure the man is conscious.
2. Crash the hard drive on his computer and line the bird cage with the sports section.
3. Be brief! Limit your nagging harangue to two, three hours, max.
4. Reward him for cooperative behavior. Offer to cook him something that doesn't have a peel-back cover.
5. Punish him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave his remote on high power for 55 minutes. Rotate 1/4 turn, and microwave again for another 35 minutes.
6. Use "would you" or "will you" instead of "you'd better" or "do as I say and no one will get hurt."
2007-05-27 13:34:27 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You forgot #7 - tape a picture of boobs on your forehead to insure that he will look at you while you are speaking.
2007-05-27 13:38:44 · answer #1 · answered by nicegirl 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
some's funny ( no 4 ) not funny &( 1/2 of 5) just microwave remote was enough i thought & then i would have had a good hahahaha
2007-05-27 13:43:48 · answer #2 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. Ha Ha! 8/10.
2007-05-27 13:37:03 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I give it an 8!
2007-05-27 13:39:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not bad could of been better.
2007-05-27 14:27:28 · answer #5 · answered by TRIKER CHICK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny.
2007-05-27 13:37:16 · answer #6 · answered by FlowMaster 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes that was funny!
2007-05-27 13:38:08 · answer #7 · answered by ms.wip3m3down 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
IN THE MIDDLE
2007-05-27 13:37:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
acceptable
2007-05-27 13:39:00 · answer #9 · answered by momma265 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that just straight up sucked
2007-05-27 13:42:46 · answer #10 · answered by usynlig middel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋