The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to the doctor." She says, "Why, are you sick?" He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff."
Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat. He says, "Where the hell are you going"? She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too." He says, "Why, what do you need?" She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot."
2007-05-27 12:59:55 · 13 answers · asked by mysweetest666 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol woow thats way to funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-27 13:03:59 · answer #1 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. If you can arrange for counselling, I highly recommend it. Sounds like she needs it bad. There is always hope when there is still love. You must see something in her to put up with all this. However, if you feel like you can't handle it, you need to step back and protect yourself first. If you fall, nobody is left to take care of things. Sound like you are the hero here. Remember, love conquers everything. Show her what "true" love is. She is just a sex symbol to these men and they are only using her, but she needs to see that herself. Counselling might be a way to help her see. She is unstable, so it will be hard to predict what she is going to do in the future. If you choose to take on this, you need a lot of patience, strength, love, empathy and more patience. Good luck.
2016-05-19 03:43:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-05-27 13:02:11 · answer #3 · answered by Cat Stevens 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-27 13:12:38 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke! I love it! LOL
2007-05-27 13:03:00 · answer #5 · answered by redirishactress 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-05-27 13:19:51 · answer #6 · answered by lovesunflowers78 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one :)
2007-05-27 13:03:47 · answer #7 · answered by jdnsmama13 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny.
2007-05-27 13:03:00 · answer #8 · answered by ɸ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one i was laughin my *** off
2007-05-27 13:26:28 · answer #9 · answered by ms.wip3m3down 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha???
2007-05-27 13:02:45 · answer #10 · answered by Sting Rock 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋