A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. She's not aware that her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet during their meetings.
Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.
The boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's Lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab! Your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!"
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says, "$1,000."
the father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the Little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that **** again."
2007-05-27 12:49:31 · 24 answers · asked by shygirl78 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh, well done! I love this joke! LOL. LOL.
Kudos, and a 10*.
Have a great day!
2007-05-30 02:22:06 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've cheated on people before,and I've also been cheated on.That's why I believe that open relationships are the way to go.Not that people should take advantage of their relationship being open often,but a whole lot of people in long term relationships do tend to stray at some point,it's just human nature.So it's always good to have the cheating end of a relationship a bit open,so that if/when it happens it won't ruin everything all together.I'd rather forgive someone I love for their mistakes than to run away because of them and vice versa.
2016-05-19 03:41:10 · answer #2 · answered by marquerite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thast way to funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-27 13:02:21 · answer #3 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! Guess the priest has some confessing to do himself! ;P
2007-05-27 12:54:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooohh very funny
2007-05-27 12:56:15 · answer #5 · answered by lovesunflowers78 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-27 13:56:17 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say praise; yes praise the joker!
2007-05-27 13:00:18 · answer #7 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL wasnt expecting that! good one you get a star!
I'm still laughing
2007-05-27 12:58:07 · answer #8 · answered by cee_jae22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoa! didnt see that coming! Good joke, LOL
2007-05-27 13:02:12 · answer #9 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good little Catholic boy! LOL heres a*
2007-05-27 12:54:54 · answer #10 · answered by Nick Name 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋