A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
2007-05-27 12:40:03 · 10 answers · asked by T-Mart 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol That was great..
2007-05-27 12:43:41 · answer #1 · answered by Just Call Me Miss Fix It 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-05-27 20:42:26 · answer #2 · answered by IMalive 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-27 20:20:50 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dick Chainey my man thats Dick Chainey. Never go hunting with him.
2007-05-27 19:47:24 · answer #4 · answered by legendfang 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol heard it but its always a good one =)
2007-05-27 19:43:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-05-28 09:05:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol way to funny
2007-05-27 20:00:10 · answer #7 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, my friend always tells that one =)
2007-05-27 19:45:07 · answer #8 · answered by *cheers*all*around* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-30 14:51:50 · answer #9 · answered by sensi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-27 20:35:41 · answer #10 · answered by ms.wip3m3down 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋