Dad....
A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up.
Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
"Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't re
2007-05-27 12:33:21 · 16 answers · asked by T-Mart 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
Love, your son, John.
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk.
I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.
2007-05-27 12:33:47 · update #1
ROFLMAO!
cool!
i like ur name too, Smart blonde. lol
where do these ppl find these jokes?
2007-05-27 12:42:29 · answer #1 · answered by . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol way to funny my sis and i r going to try that letter thing
10/10 plus a star
2007-05-27 12:58:08 · answer #2 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Honey the dad is very clever in saying NO!!!
2016-05-19 03:31:59 · answer #3 · answered by chrissy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and Ha Ha! 10!
2007-05-27 13:21:46 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude that is funny, i gotta use that next time my report card comes. LOL
2007-05-28 02:08:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, alot better then some other ones i was reading on a site
2007-05-27 12:39:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this.That is the funniest joke in the world.LoL
2007-05-27 13:26:03 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it because it was so unpredictable. Star for you
2007-05-27 12:44:29 · answer #8 · answered by i love ice 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that is too funny
2007-05-27 12:43:21 · answer #9 · answered by Stacey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol clever
2007-05-30 20:11:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋