A little boy walks onto a bus and sits right behind the driver, and started yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mam was a cow, i'd be a little bull."
The driver starts getting mad at the boy who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mam a girl elephant i'd be a little elephant."
The boy goes on and on with different animals, the driver gets really p*ssed off and yells at the boy.
"What if your dad was a drunk and your mam a prostitute?"
The boy smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"
2007-05-27 11:49:20 · 18 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-05-27 12:12:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am a bus driver I thought it was quite pathetic and imature
2016-04-01 11:10:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is too funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-27 12:48:29 · answer #3 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-27 13:55:14 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Myklia lol...keep them coming...
2007-05-27 12:21:01 · answer #5 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You made laugh with this joke .It's the first time that I read it and is funny.
2007-05-28 09:03:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
15 love in tennis terms..
2007-05-28 00:46:11 · answer #7 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like this one every time it's posted
2007-05-27 19:51:41 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its star time
2007-05-28 03:42:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh nice one
2007-05-27 11:53:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha nice one
2007-05-27 11:57:53 · answer #11 · answered by elcid814me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋