How does our secret handshake work, do we pound our fists together and say satan is our pal and evolution will trick them?
2007-05-27 10:57:43 · 9 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Not to be discussed in public.
Can anyone tell me if the Illuminati are still doing the catering? Those cheese puffs were awesome.
2007-05-27 11:05:20 · answer #1 · answered by Dharma Nature 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
child, there is no sense in pounding fists together, you must raise your fist high in the air (like you just dont care) and shake it around. Evolution & the promise of the new man will surely have them all fooled.
(raised fists with computer chips resonate at a higher frequency level.)
2007-05-27 11:34:23 · answer #2 · answered by Silly BaBy505 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-18 06:00:22 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wasn't at the meeting...
Wait, if you were in the conspiracy, then you'd know the handshake...
Almost caught me...nice try.
Edit:Cheesepuffs? Cool, but can we get those really nice Pizza Thingies and the brownies too?
2007-05-27 11:02:41 · answer #4 · answered by Hatir Ba Loon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, we don't disclose that information publicly. Please attend Monday's meeting at 7:30 (see the donkey for details) and we'll discuss your initiation.
Edit: yes, the Illuminati is still catering. I'll see what we can do to get the cheesepuffs back for tomorrow.
2007-05-27 11:01:33 · answer #5 · answered by Kallan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There IS no Evil Atheist Conspiricy!! We are not affiliated with the New World Order or the United Nations!!
Really!!!!!
2007-05-27 11:03:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm sure you would tell everyone if Satan wouldn't have cut your tongues out at low tied. Probably so he won't have to hear you all screaming in Hell.
2007-05-27 11:03:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you make the sign of the crossed fingers...
2007-05-27 14:15:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know how to respond. Is this satire? ...or is it satire within satire?
2007-05-27 11:15:46 · answer #9 · answered by Diogenes 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋