I keep hearing about it, but I've not joined it. Can someone, you know, sponsor me? I promise to be a good asset.
2007-05-27 10:51:42 · 18 answers · asked by Squishy Mckay 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You can speak with a member of the satan worshipping witch council on Monday's atheist meeting. Any witch can sponsor you, but you have to promise to keep our secret: That evolution is just a theory designed specifically to make people turn away from the christian god ;)
Once we've initiated you, you can learn the secret handshake and get a decoder ring.
2007-05-27 10:56:04 · answer #1 · answered by Kallan 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
lol @ the messiah, I tremendously doubt it, what's one element, subsidized by info, that Obama has achieved to the extreme detriment of the u . s . that all and sundry is leaping on his case approximately? he's getting attacked extra good than Bush ever did, and he at recent up lied to us with regards to the Iraq conflict. Obama is even getting attacked for issues that Bush and different Republicans brought about. The spin is staggering, however the certainty that each and every of the fools by into that's much extra stunning. i might have enjoyed to think of u.s. grow to be smarter than that. just to make sparkling i'm not an Obama supporter, yet i'm interior the middle. can't realize it to be ordinary. Glenn Beck fairly gets each and every of the morons rowdy however.
2016-10-08 23:05:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yah Soulfull, as an Athiest you should know better! Well, we expect more from you.
Evil conspiracy eh...someone on here called you a troll. Yours is not trolling!? Yours is dry humour? Something along that line.
OK. When you get in touch with them or they you, please pass on my name for membership. I am an agnostic somedays and a thiest the next. Do you think they would hold this against me? I really do believe, I do, I do, I do believe in evolution. Actually I really do!!!!!!!!!! I may have to settle for being a supporter or informant. Sigh. Always on the outside. The loner....splutters something unintelligable.
2007-05-27 11:51:48 · answer #3 · answered by Jamie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join the Republican Party and become a Neo Con. Wait, they already have taken over the world. There is always room in the party for more evil.
2007-05-27 16:12:43 · answer #4 · answered by enzyme 305 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your application is in the mail. (sorry, snail mail. We can't afford anything else, government funding has been canceled) The following positions are open:
Assistant to Evil Master
Assistant to the assistant Evil Master
Evolutionary Consultant
Anti-Creationism Specialist
Cheerleader (must provide own cheerleading outfit)
Also needed....Dinosaur bones certified to be more than 6000 years old.
2007-05-27 11:09:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You start as a trainee for the first 5 years. After the initiation, we'll send you on your first assignment. If you're successful, you'll move up to the next level. Each level has its reward, and the higher the level, the better looking the women.
2007-05-27 11:05:04 · answer #6 · answered by S K 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There's a conspiracy for atheists to take over the world?
COOL!
2007-05-27 14:12:57 · answer #7 · answered by tehabwa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Conspiracy meetings are Mondays at 7:30, you get a tshirt with your membership card.
2007-05-27 10:56:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Sure I'll sponsor you Squishy, after all I am an atheist now...I'm part of that Evil Atheist Conspiracy. ;-)
2007-05-27 10:58:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hahah! There is no Evil Atheist Conspiricy! That would be silly! We disavow any knowledge of such a thing!
And if it existed, which it doesn't, you don't know the secret handshake so we definately can't tell you anything!
2007-05-27 10:55:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋