1)Blonde proudly tells everyone
"My father has a new car"
"where is it?"
"In the Garage. Father changed the numbers and painted it all night."
2)What do you do when a blonde throws a granade?
pull the pin, and throw it back.
3) How do you make a blonde go crazy?
Give her a pack of M&Ms,and put them in albhetically
2007-05-27 10:48:00 · 38 answers · asked by NYC-BIGCAT 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
number three
2007-05-27 10:51:40 · answer #1 · answered by xo24 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1
2007-06-03 14:31:23 · answer #2 · answered by DJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Number 2
2007-06-04 09:28:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2
2007-06-03 10:22:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
3
2007-06-02 15:40:57 · answer #5 · answered by David G, Jeff Gordon Rules !!!!! 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Love em all.
for those who don't understand
1) the family doesn't have a new car only a new paint job
2) The granade wasn't live it was still safe so the people can throw it back to her and blow her up
3) you can't put M&M's alphabetical in order
2007-06-04 00:58:05 · answer #6 · answered by lostie_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am blonde, my age is 55, my IQ 130; therefore I am not stupid and I know that I am not stupid. I love blonde jokes! The first one is pretty lame, the second is the best and the third is pretty good, too.
Most of the world misses the point about blondes...we really do have more fun. Would you like to know why? Easy - we are easier to find in the dark!!
2007-06-03 19:45:35 · answer #7 · answered by marshfield_meme 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
none ..
what about this :
A guy took his blonde girlfriendto her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pantsand all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand
why they were killing each other over 25 cents
"Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback!
Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
2007-06-04 10:34:13 · answer #8 · answered by Meonthkiolla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like number 2
2007-06-04 04:08:18 · answer #9 · answered by pink longhorn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run away because she had the grenade!
2007-06-04 04:01:23 · answer #10 · answered by Nish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
# 2 is the best
2007-06-04 09:36:49 · answer #11 · answered by Russell J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋