When we read the statistic that the human and the chimpanzee share 98% DNA, did Satan create the chimpanzee and give it that DNA just to try and trick us to seperate us from God?
2007-05-27 10:47:00 · 21 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It is entirely true, come to the meetings you'll get a tshirt.
2007-05-27 10:55:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
The chimp thing was Job's idea...yeah Job. After the first bet, Satan wanted a best 2 out of 3, and since Satan knew Job was pretty miffed about losing his family, he asked Job for some good ideas. So far, Satan's winning round 2.
2007-05-27 11:22:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, evolution is a conspiracy by Gnostic Freemasons.
Atheists and Scientists and Satan are working on that Big Bang and Starseed thing...
I know, sometimes you need a scorecard...Fortunately, the Discordians aren't up to anything...
2007-05-27 10:52:39 · answer #3 · answered by Hatir Ba Loon 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, we witches who worship satan decided to bring in the scientists and atheists to create this whole evolutionary theory specifically to take people away from god... we've been caught and now it's time to 'fess up.. I'd say I'm sorry, but you know how we Satan worshippers are.. we have no morals.
2007-05-27 10:52:02 · answer #4 · answered by Kallan 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is true that satan is behind all of the deception regarding evolution. He doesn't want people to believe in and follow Jesus and God's Word the Bible.
Of course it is a conspiracy, wake up and smell the coffee!
2007-05-27 10:59:39 · answer #5 · answered by redeemed 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When it comes to DNA and evolution.....We are in the infantile stages of its understanding. The Genome is very new. To put it simply......We don't know spit. Maybe in another 20 years we can make an educated guess.
2007-05-27 10:52:48 · answer #6 · answered by God!Man aka:Jason b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. An elaborate scheme to hide the truth about how Adam and Eve rode brontosaurs like horses.
2007-05-27 10:49:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, I thought the scientists were the ones who were behind our plot to put 'Happy Holidays' signs in department stores. I really need to attend more of these meetings.
2007-05-27 10:54:57 · answer #8 · answered by . 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, there is a conspiracy. Even I, an Atheist, didn't know about until two days ago.
See this question:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ai4FnbzcBfExfWXWtnZ6G2_ty6IX?qid=20070525105850AATWC0M&show=7#profile-info-dcfce3e99b39f77803362d8f96deaa4faa
2007-05-27 10:51:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Obviously,if you had come to the last secret meeting of the Evolution/Satan/Scientist Union you would know the answer to that.
2007-05-27 10:49:42 · answer #10 · answered by Alan 7 · 16⤊ 0⤋
We atheists and satan had a meeting to plan all this out... the minutes are available on request... lol
2007-05-27 10:49:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋